Great Job, Internet!: Relax with some Zen footage of United tossing luggage out of an airplane

We don’t need to tell you about United Airlines’ contempt for all living things. You read all about their violent assault of an elderly passenger, their half-assed apologies for said re-accommodation, their plague of scorpions, their ability to kill a beloved and large bunny rabbit, the fact that they flew ScHoolboy Q’s dog to the wrong city. This is what United does! Thus, there’s something uniquely Zen, almost calming, about this short video of them dumping people’s luggage on the tarmac, showing for inanimate objects the same unbridled malevolence they normally reserve for biological creatures. It is reassuring to see how deeply the philosophy permeates the company.

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This is the natural state of affairs for United Airlines, an entity utterly at peace with itself. Behold the branded car idling in the background, the glorious comic timing of the suitcase soaring in from the right …

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