Great Job, Internet!: Read This: Enjoy “She doesn’t have the range” before copycats ruin it

On Tuesday, a Twitter user called @KingBeyonceStan began systematically critiquing a series of famous pop singers and arriving at the same, blithe conclusion each time: “She doesn’t have the range.” Among those deemed not to have sufficient range have been Selena Gomez, Sia, Madonna, Janet Jackson, Lana Del Rey, and Rihanna. Male singers like Drake and Justin Bieber were called out as well, again with the exact same punchline. A typical example of @KingBeyonceStan’s work follows:

Rihanna:
-great, uh, gowns beautiful gowns
-bops and blunts
-she doesn’t have the range pic.twitter.com/U2OdAbIZN8

— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016

And another, in case the formula wasn’t clear before:

Drake:
-senior undersecretary of the lightskins
-has a legion of dull clones
-she doesn’t have the range pic.twitter.com/i3VtYI5RhL

— vodka lemonade (@KingBeyonceStan) June 21, 2016

To be fair, as this thread developed, some singers …

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