Great Job, Internet!: PSA: Even your December holidays will suck this year

2016 has been a year we hated dearly and passionately every step of the way, from the unexpected deaths of countless pop-culture icons to the unexpected debasement of the American political system by a racist steak salesman. It has seemed, since that last indignity, as though we might have gotten through the worst of it; that we could perhaps just clench our fists, grit our teeth, and day-drink through all of the holidays and soon enough it would be over. At least we’d get some time off. Right?

A final fuck you from 2016 :))

— JS (@josephsudiro) November 29, 2016

Of fucking course not. As Joseph Sudiro points out on Twitter, this year Christmas, Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve fall on weekends, so chances are good that there isn’t even a shortened week for most people. There is about a 14% chance of …

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