Great Job, Internet!: Outback Steakhouse will neither confirm nor deny that it’s a Satanic conspiracy

The Tampa-based Outback Steakhouse is known as a restaurant that attempts to add some of that cheeky Australian “shrimp on the barbie” charm to strip malls around the country. As its website puts it:

We are an Australian-inspired steakhouse restaurant beloved worldwide… We’re the leader of the pack by emphasizing consistently high quality delicious food delivering a warm, welcoming environment. Our generous portions are moderately priced. Our casual atmosphere couldn’t be more transporting – it’s like you’re right there in the Australian Outback.

The Outback menu is highlighted by giant entrees and artery-clogging “Aussie-tizers” like its famous “Blooming Onion.” Various limited edition “loaded” versions of the Onion, like with steak bites or cheese fries, may be enough to convince some people that Outback has various misdeeds in mind, especially for those who are trying to watch their diets. But other Outback followers may be pointing to a …

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