Great Job, Internet!: Gaze into the Beef ‘N Cheddar abyss with the Nihilist Arby’s Twitter account

It’s safe to say that more than a few dark nights of the soul have taken place at an Arby’s. There are some spiritual conditions, after all, that can only be solved by soaking pound after pound of thin-cut roast beef in Arby’s Sauce and washing it down with endless refills of regret and Dr. Pepper. Sadly, the current Arby’s promotional slogan (“We have the meats!”) fails to tap into the emotional state of so many of the company’s customers. Luckily for all involved, there’s a new parody Twitter account devoted to capturing the emotional experience of subjecting yourself to a heaping handful of Beef ‘n Cheddars and accepting that your body is simply a flesh engine for turning roast beef into crap: Nihilist Arby’s.

Operating under the cheerful description “Life is an empty void and we sell sandwiches in it,” @Nihilist_Arbys channels …

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