Great Job, Internet!: Douche claims he “won’t date hot women anymore” in excellent hate-read

There is no shortage of things to get steamed up about these days, resulting in an odd combination of white-hot anger mixed with a universe-lurching nausea. Turning our attention from world events for the moment, the latest such stomach-churner appears in the New York Post, boasting “Why I Won’t Date Hot Women Anymore” in an article that appeared earlier this week. Lucky thirtysomething finance guy “Dan Rochkind had no problem snagging the city’s most beautiful women,” particularly models, but in a tragic turn of events, he found them to be “flighty, selfish, and vapid.”

Rochkind dropped his considerable standards to get engaged to 5-feet, 2-inch 30-year-old Carly: The caption underneath their photo in the story—not even making this up—reads: “Dan Rochkind used to date swimsuit models, but he’s happier now that he’s engaged to a merely beautiful woman.” The rest of the article surmises …

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