Great Job, Internet!: Conspiracy-theory zealot Alex Jones now looks as stupid as he sounds

Authentic, made-in-America crazy person Alex Jones—previously predicted to go supernova sometime during his 52-hour election-day livestream—did not in fact go supernova. Sadly, little has changed: Alex Jones just keeps on keeping on. In the past week or so, he has been linked to the “pizzagate” gunman and debuted a new weight loss plan called, chillingly, “Make Your Body Great Again.” If the weight-loss link seems weird, it’s because in addition to being a crazy, dangerous human being, Alex Jones is a snake-oil salesman: His online store sells vials of tincture called “Super Male Vitality” ($69.95) and “Vitamin Mineral Fusion” ($59.95), as well as stacker bins full of food ($2,195.00) for when the theoretical shit he keeps talking about hits the fan.

Thus, while Alex Jones always looks like an idiot, it’s nice to see him look stupider than usual, and so here …

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