Great Job, Internet!: Celebrate Presidents Day with this encyclopedic database of fart sounds

On the third Monday of February, Americans come together to celebrate the birthdays of George Washington (February 22, 1732) and Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809) in an honorary show of respect for the men who have held the office of the presidency, a list which now includes Donald Trump, the racist grifter who tapped into a deep well of American nihilism and accidentally tricked enough economically disaffected people to win the gig. He hates it already. It is a notoriously wearying job, steering the future of a vast, diverse populace, as well as upholding the unshakable ideals of liberty, freedom from tyranny, and the principles of a representative democracy, and Donald Trump hates all of that shit. The four-year term has hardened some men and made others stumble, and it has also, in just one month, seemingly fried the few circuits remaining in senile reality punchline Donald Trump’s brain …

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