Coming Distractions: Netflix unveils Litchfield 2.0 in the Orange Is The New Black season three trailer

Orange Is The New Black is back, and so is “the hot one,” a.k.a. “the Bettie Page of Litchfield,” a.k.a. Alex Vause, who returns to the all-new prison grounds, much to Piper’s dismay. It looks like most of the inmates have new things popping in season three: Big Boo’s got a new ‘do courtesy of Sophia. Black Cindy’s picking up rap. And most importantly, Suzanne is writing pornographic love stories about humans and aliens, which we want to read immediately. Lori Petty’s Lolly, who made a brief appearance in the second season, also appears to have an increased role. Ruby Rose shows up for less than a second and winks at Piper. It’s the wink that launched a thousand ships—Rose doesn’t need more than a single shot to convince us she’s going to have chemistry with most or …

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