Coldplay announces plan to spare planet the effects of future Coldplay concerts

Citing the environmental footprint associated with transporting the entirety of Coldplay, Inc. around the planet any time they get the urge to tour, the members of the British band have announced that they’ll resist the urge to subject Mother Earth to said indignity on behalf of their upcoming album.

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